Nick Norris the MMA Fighter Wants to Beat Me UP!
So, I was cruising through some of the comments on my blog, and the MMA Fighter with the same name as me, had some choice words for me. Read below:
Hi this is the Nick Norris that is an undefeated mixed martial arts fighter and I think I realized why you called me a doosh.
By the way you misspelled doosh, douche.
It is interesting that the pic of yourself is only waist up. Even with the picture cut off it is clear you are a fat slob.
In Addition, the fat slob seed has been planted in your son as well. Are those wrists or kankels on him.
Just a friendly observation from one Nick Norris to another.
By the way I just won a title and when I start getting my fight profile listed on other websites prepare to cry when I take over your SEO rank on things outside of bing.
Your Friend
Nick Norris
(not the fat slob who will probably die of heart disease soon but the other one)
Wow, not only is he a HUGE DOOSH, but he called my kid fat? What a waste of a life this guy is. He is clearly jealous that I am more awesome than him, infact, he just added a notch to my scale of awesomeness (Make an MMA Fighter Angry - Check!). Dude, you can make fun of me, but don’t make fun of my kid, that’s just stupid…
Ok, so I would suggest that this MMA Dooshtard keeps his fights in the ring because if the fight is going to be on the web, I’ll stomp his ass. That’s what I do, I squash people on the web. Plus, anyone who makes fun of children is going directly to hell with people who are: racist, pedophiles, homophobes, weinerbraggers, etc.. I bet he makes fun of retards too.
Here’s the page where he left his comment. He’s mad because I called him a doosh. But then he responds like a doosh, so it’s justified.
By the way, if I’m the #1 Nick Norris on Google, do I not have the right to diss any other Nick Norris? Yes, I have the right, as long as I remain the #1 Nick Norris on Google!
I hope he doesn’t find me and kick my butt in real life. That would suck!
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