About Nick Norris
My online moniker is speakeasy602. If you do a google search, you will find dozens of pages about me. You will get better results that way, rather than searching for Nick Norris, there are waaaaay too many of me out there.
There are a lot of Nick Norris‘ out there, so I just wanted to make this site to separate myself from the masses. This is a place where you will find everything that has to do with me, not just blogs, but information that you may never know otherwise, I call this the Nick Norris Awesomeness Website. You will find anything that I have ever placed my crusty fingers on (at least online), and you can learn a lot about who I am, just by checking out my links and reading what’s on here.
If your name is Nick Norris, and you just found this site while cruising the web, you can sign my guestbook, and I’d be happy to hear from you. OK, now all of that aside, here is a little more about me.
I am a web junky. I love SEO (search engine optimization), I love web design, and I love the technology that runs the world online. I think of myself as an expert, but that’s kind of arrogant. I am happy to answer any of your questions, all you have to do is ask.
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Hi
Please can I interview you for my blog http://www.murraynewlands.com
Murray
Hi this is the Nick Norris that is an undefeated mixed martial arts fighter and I think I realized why you called me a doosh.
By the way you misspelled doosh, douche.
It is interesting that the pic of yourself is only waist up. Even with the picture cut off it is clear you are a fat slob.
In Addition, the fat slob seed has been planted in your son as well. Are those wrists or kankels on him.
Just a friendly observation from one Nick Norris to another.
By the way I just won a title and when I start getting my fight profile listed on other websites prepare to cry when I take over your SEO rank on things outside of bing.
Your Friend
Nick Norris
(not the fat slob who will probably die of heart disease soon but the other one)
I’m still the #1 Nick Norris on Google…
Whoa Whoa, I , Nick Norris, was doing some research on my name and stumbled across this cluster of idocracy.
Mixed Martial Arts? SEO? Weak, lame and pathetic…I am an acclaimed Concert Oboe player, I have hiked Mt. Rushmore, and I am going for the world record of scuba diving…who can stay the longest under water. I have also created or helped in the process of three different Ben and Jerrys Flavors. This is what I do for fun, my personal life, well, I am currently screwing the living hell out of a Todds of New York runway model and that is just a small portion of the amount of tail I can get, not to brag, just comparing my apples to your oranges.
If you two really want witness the true Nordic blood of a Nikolus Norris, then feel free to email me, I will meet up with you guys for a penis measuring contest or perhaps we could go drink, I am normally in the Mediterranean, but when in the states I have a place in Secoucus NJ and Durango Co, just let me know fellas…oh and watch out, my internet presence will make your stubid little websites seem like free porn.
Nick it’s me. Well I am actually you. Anyways I time warped 15 minutes to the past to tell you that your “coolness” runs it course here real soon. In fact your over inflated assesment of your coolness is a little skewed too. Trust me. So if I were you(which I am) I would cash it in and get $10 dollars back before its too late!
peace,
Nick Norris from the Future
I am the very first person to go by the name Nick Norris and I was raised from my eternal slumber by a bansee to come on this contraption and tell all of you I will see you in hell.
I am the real Nick norris see, you other bums don’t have a chance, aagghh! see!
HAHAA!! Funny!
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